Don’t Read, This Is a Ridiculously Meaningless Article Written By a Genius!
Posted: Saturday, August 21, 2010
by Puneet Bhatnagar
The Creativity Mission
Here is a meaningless article. I am so sure about it because I am the writer. And as I am writing this I am trying my best to siphon away any hint of meaning from this piece of writing.
I must tell you; even if you read the previous Paragraph twice, even thrice, you won't find any meaning out of it.
I have tried reading it end to end 52 times and haven't succeeded yet.
A common man won't be reading this. What will you gain by reading it?
Your logical mind might be suggesting you to read slowly. Because when you read slowly you can grasp many hidden meanings.
And your right brain is busy finding the meaning between the lines. So go slow. Read every word carefully and decide for yourself that there is no meaning whatsoever!
If you are still reading, it can mean 2 things. Oops. I won't tell you what that can mean; otherwise I would fail miserably in my mission of writing an absolutely meaningless article.
The truth is you haven't succeeded in finding any meaning till now. Isn't it?
So read this completely. You don't get a challenge like this every other day.
And I am sure you are not getting any thoughts or images in your mind because there is nothing in this article to trigger any.
If you are still here, you must be very cautious now, reading every word. Every single wordand wondering why a genius like me is writing something meaninglesslike this!
What could be the objective?
Let me assure you there is no objective.
It's plain ridiculous that I am writing this stuff.
But you have invested so much time. So it's obvious you want to read it to the last word and find out the rare gem of wisdom at the end.
But there is nothing there.
Because this is the end of the article!
Now was I successful or not!
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)!! You were absolutely successful, Puneet! It was a lot of fun reading your article! I've read it twice, and added it to my favorites!Thanks Jennifer, It encourages me to write.
Hi Puneet. I got it! I think I found the meaning and the objective of this article -- that you are back writing again at SearchWarp after 250 days of being missed. Welcome back! ~~NenitaHa ha HA! Thanks Nenita, for giving so much thought to such a... meaningless article!
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